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Nancy Pelosi vows to give up a botox treatment to show ‘solidarity’ with laid-off U.S. workers

SAN FRANCISCO — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to show she’s a woman of the people during the coronavirus outbreak, when many are losing jobs or about to, so she has vowed to skip her next pricey botox treatment.

“It’s the least I can do,” the California Democrat said as she relaxed in her gated mansion, far from the piles of poo and stench of urine ordinary San Fran residents have to deal with on a daily basis.

“I mean, it’s obvious the president doesn’t care about Americans like I do, isn’t it? Isn’t that obvious?” Pelosi contended. “What’s he doing to show he’s a woman of the people?”




Asked if Pelosi would commit to skipping botox and other age-defying skin treatments long-term, since it’s unclear how long the COVID-19 pandemic will last, Madam Speaker made clear she won’t go that far.

“This thing will end eventually, and while I’ll still be living high on the hog no matter what happens to everyone else, I will, of course, want to return to my normal privileged life as soon as possible,” she told us.

“So let’s not get carried away here trying to trap me into making commitments you know I have no intention of keeping,” she added. “After all, those poor souls who are losing their jobs because of the virus will be back to work someday too. Eventually.”


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