(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Vice President Kamala Harris dropped in the Senate to preside over its proceedings on Monday because she doesn’t have anything else to do. “I’ve got to try and make myself useful because, after all, I’m still getting a taxpayer-paid salary,” the Veep told reporters as she made her way to the chamber where she once served. “I would like to have more to do, but I didn’t feel like waking the president up at noon to assign me something,” she confessed. Asked about her roles in handling the border crisis and being named to head up the National Space Council, Harris said that those were “merely ceremonial” and added that “no one really expected me to do anything in those capacities.” She noted further: “And I’ve been very successful in not creating any sort of legacy for myself.”

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