In a shocking and yet completely predictable twist, a leaked group chat from former President Donald Trump’s inner circle has revealed that the vast majority of messages consist solely of him demanding more Diet Coke.
According to screenshots obtained by multiple outlets, the chat — titled “TRUMP WAR ROOM (NO LOSERS)” — features members like Eric Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Stephen Miller, and a mysterious user named “MAGA KING 47 (Real One).”
The chat begins innocently enough, with Trump posting at 6:42 a.m.:
“Need Diet Coke ASAP. None of that room temp garbage. ICE!!!”
Moments later, Giuliani replies with, “On it, Mr. President! Should I bring my fridge again?” followed by a selfie of him sweating profusely in a car trunk filled with soda cans.
By 8 a.m., Trump reportedly sends his 12th message of the morning:
“This group chat is pathetic. Nobody can get me a Diet Coke?? Biden probably has one right now. SAD.”
Eric Trump, apparently desperate to please his father, responds with, “Dad, I left six on your desk last night,” to which Trump replies,
“FAKE NEWS. They were Diet Pepsi. Totally different. You’re fired again (temporary).”
Screenshots also reveal Trump using the chat for late-night musings such as:
“What if they put Diet Coke in the vaccine? Everyone would’ve taken it.”
“Thinking of a new policy — free Diet Coke for every patriot. Not for the haters!”
“Why doesn’t Elon make a Tesla that runs on Diet Coke? Would buy instantly.”
A former aide speaking under anonymity said that “the group chat is basically a never-ending stream of soda requests and photos of Trump holding different bottles, rating them like fine wine.”
At one point, Stephen Miller attempts to bring up policy:
“Sir, we need to finalize our 2028 platform.”
Trump replies:
“Platform: More Diet Coke. Strong borders. Less windmills. Done.”
By the end of the chat log, Trump appears to lose patience entirely, sending an all-caps message reading:
“JUST LEAVE A COOLER OUTSIDE MAR-A-LAGO. THIS ISN’T HARD. I’M A BUSY MAN.”
The leak concludes with Trump adding a new member, “McDonalds Delivery (VIP Contact),” and renaming the group “COCAINE — BUT LEGAL.”
Sources confirm the chat is still active, and that Trump has since pinned a single message to the top:
“NO WATER. NO DECAF. ONLY DIET COKE.”
