Liz Warren asks Michael Bloomberg for enough money to at least buy the vice presidency
NASHUA, N.H. — Resigned to the fact that she’s not going to be the 2020 Democratic nominee, Sen. Elizabeth Warren shunned her disdain for…
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AOC proposes putting giant air conditioners in space to combat global warming
CAPE CANAVERAL, FLA — Expressing her ongoing concern that the planet continues to warm to unsustainable temperatures due to human activity, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Mazie Hirono bristles at ICE threat to deport her back to her homeland of Sweden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Frequent Trump critic Sen. Mazie Hirono was incensed over a threat from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency this week to…
Obama miffed Trump didn’t award him Medal of Freedom after trying to save him from hassle of being president
CHICAGO — Former President Barack Obama on Friday voiced his displeasure at having been passed over for a Medal of Freedom by his predecessor…
Federal court rules Trump must rent out rooms in the White House instead of having foreigners stay in his hotels
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ever since President Trump came into office, he’s never kept a single dime in salary, having donated each paycheck to a…
House moves to impeach 63 million Trump voters for their unwavering support
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Frustrated by their inability to remove President Trump from office via impeachment, top Democrats said Friday they will try another tactic…
Laura Ingraham preparing to run for Mitt Romney’s Senate seat by actually stabbing people in the back
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fox News host and personality Laura Ingraham said on her Wednesday night program that she would run for Sen. Mitt Romney’s…
Democrats plan to re-impeach Trump over his failure to cure cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After failing in their attempt to remove him from office, Democrats said Thursday they plan to re-impeach President Trump over his…
After Iowa glitch, DNC moves to simply anoint its presidential nominee from now on
Following widespread problems with a voting app in the nation’s opening presidential caucuses in Iowa, embarrassed Democratic National Committee officials declared Wednesday they want…
Pelosi rips up Trump State of the Union speech, then claims he never gave one
In a fit of rage following President Trump’s State of the Union Address Tuesday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tore up a copy he gave…
Iowa Democrats blame ‘Trump-Russia collusion’ and ‘election meddling’ for caucus snafu
DES MOINES — The Iowa Democrat Party is blaming its inability to produce timely election results from the Monday caucuses on “Trump-Russia collusion,” claiming…
Canadian cops say goat stuck in fence emulated crying human child to get attention
OTTAWA — Canadian police responding to a call of a crying child were surprised when they arrived to find a goat with his head…
Schiff says Trump will give Alaska to Russia if not impeached, but Moscow prefers Vermont
WASHINGTON, DC — House impeachment manager Adam Schiff claimed during closing arguments Monday that if Republican senators failed to impeach President Trump, he would…
Park Ranger praised after building swimming pool for wildlife
MOHICAN STATE PARK — A park ranger in Ohio is being praised for making life just a little bit better for the state’s wildlife.…
2020 Dems angry that Bernie Sanders is attracting more of their voters than they are
WASHINGTON, DC — As the Democratic caucuses kick off in Iowa and the party’s 2020 presidential nomination process gets underway, top candidates are complaining…