Democrats plan to re-impeach Trump over his failure to cure cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After failing in their attempt to remove him from office, Democrats said Thursday they plan to re-impeach President Trump over his…
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After Iowa glitch, DNC moves to simply anoint its presidential nominee from now on
Following widespread problems with a voting app in the nation’s opening presidential caucuses in Iowa, embarrassed Democratic National Committee officials declared Wednesday they want…
Pelosi rips up Trump State of the Union speech, then claims he never gave one
In a fit of rage following President Trump’s State of the Union Address Tuesday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tore up a copy he gave…
Iowa Democrats blame ‘Trump-Russia collusion’ and ‘election meddling’ for caucus snafu
DES MOINES — The Iowa Democrat Party is blaming its inability to produce timely election results from the Monday caucuses on “Trump-Russia collusion,” claiming…
Canadian cops say goat stuck in fence emulated crying human child to get attention
OTTAWA — Canadian police responding to a call of a crying child were surprised when they arrived to find a goat with his head…
Schiff says Trump will give Alaska to Russia if not impeached, but Moscow prefers Vermont
WASHINGTON, DC — House impeachment manager Adam Schiff claimed during closing arguments Monday that if Republican senators failed to impeach President Trump, he would…
Park Ranger praised after building swimming pool for wildlife
MOHICAN STATE PARK — A park ranger in Ohio is being praised for making life just a little bit better for the state’s wildlife.…
2020 Dems angry that Bernie Sanders is attracting more of their voters than they are
WASHINGTON, DC — As the Democratic caucuses kick off in Iowa and the party’s 2020 presidential nomination process gets underway, top candidates are complaining…
Missouri officials adopt ‘green’ heating solution for Capitol building using giant roll of food wrap
JEFFERSON CITY — In an effort to cut energy costs, Missouri officials have decided to shroud the state Capitol building in a giant roll…
Elizabeth Warren to name a 10-year-old as her national security adviser
DES MOINES — After announcing last week that she would let a transgender teen pick her secretary of education, 2020 Democratic presidential contender Elizabeth…
Punxsutawney Phil predicts 2020 will last at least another 10 months
Americans anxiously awaited the appearance of groundhog Punxsutawney Phil early Sunday to see just how much longer winter is expected to last, but they…