BOSTON — Sen. Elizabeth Warren is calling on the Trump administration to ensure that coronavirus aid is distributed to Americans equally after learning that…
WASHINGTON — The Department of Health and Human Services has deemed manufacturers of sex toys an “essential business” because officials say they will be…
VERMILLION — A new study from the University of South Dakota finds that once governors and mayors forbid people from going to businesses, it’s…
NEW YORK — Sports network ESPN plans to begin broadcasting a new competitive league where self-quarantined players who stare at walls for hours on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that President Trump will start holding his daily coronavirus press conferences in Latin so he can hurl…
AUSTIN — Gov. Greg Abbott ordered state flags flown at half-mast and all residents to observe a day of mourning after a semi-trailer full…
ATLANTA — Health experts at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention expressed a belief that the Wuhan coronavirus would soon evaporate due to…
NEW YORK CITY — As virus-related business closures spread in the Big Apple, city officials wanted to give taxpayers a heads-up regarding next year’s…
BOSTON — Researchers at the National Highway Institute have discovered that the reason why U.S. productivity has fallen so dramatically in recent years is…
NEW DELHI — A young woman barely got away from a new strain of coronavirus as she witnessed it morph into a huge mass…
GENEVA — Officials with the World Bank announced that the dramatic decline in economic activity seen in the first quarter of 2020 is “likely”…
SEDALIA, MO — A major pharmaceutical company has promised to develop a vaccine that greatly reduces irrational fear of catching the coronavirus. “We understand…
WASHINGTON — As the country reels from toilet paper shortages thanks to irrational panic buying during the virus outbreak, the FDA has cut through…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced this week he wants to get the U.S. economy rolling again by opening businesses a little at a…
BROADUS — U.S. Border Patrol officials said they were stunned to discover that a group of Mexican cartel members attempting to elude capture seriously…