
Trump plots takeover of politics with 3rd, 4th, and 5th new parties
MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald Trump, fresh off his well-received speech at CPAC, says he now believes he’s popular enough to take over all…
MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald Trump, fresh off his well-received speech at CPAC, says he now believes he’s popular enough to take over all…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the Senate parliamentarian scrapped the $15-an-hour minimum wage increase from the House-passed COVID-19 bill, President Biden announced he remains committed…
By Frank Bojazzi/Crankers WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was recently released from Walter Reed after spending a few days being treated for Covid-19. He…
(WASHINGTON, D.C.) President Trump has angered the mainstream media after he abruptly ended daily coronavirus press briefings, which is exactly what they demanded he…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Unaware that cameras were still rolling during an Oval Office meeting, Mitt Romney inadvertently revealed himself to be Hillary Clinton, an…
BOSTON — Sen. Elizabeth Warren is calling on the Trump administration to ensure that coronavirus aid is distributed to Americans equally after learning that…
WASHINGTON — The Department of Health and Human Services has deemed manufacturers of sex toys an “essential business” because officials say they will be…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that President Trump will start holding his daily coronavirus press conferences in Latin so he can hurl…
VERMONT — During his daily coronavirus briefing, presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that he defied the normative aging process by turning…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump signed an emergency order instructing the Army Corps of Engineers to build a wall around House Speaker Nancy Pelosi…
WASHINGTON, D.C.– Likely 2020 Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden announced his plan to stop the spread of the coronavirus: Infect every American and the…
SAN FRANCISCO — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to show she’s a woman of the people during the coronavirus outbreak, when many are losing…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration has taken a bold measure to protect older Americans from coronavirus this week after the president issued an executive…
WASHINGTON — Democratic president contender Joe Biden said today he has named a young ‘tweener girl as his “running mate in waiting,” claiming he’ll…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. Bernie Sanders promised supporters he would remain in the race for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination as long as it…