
Trump adds Dubuque, Iowa to travel ban list after getting a bad haircut there
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump is expanding his travel ban list again, adding the city of Dubuque, Iowa, after a local barber “butchered” his…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump is expanding his travel ban list again, adding the city of Dubuque, Iowa, after a local barber “butchered” his…
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah — Sen. Mitt Romney threw his hat, er, wig, into the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, vowing to become…
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Newly minted Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden said Friday if he wins the White House in November he will sign an…
AREA 51, Nev. — In a startling announcement from the country’s most secretive lab, President Trump announced he would be replacing Vice President Mike…
HOUSTON — After a Super Tuesday drubbing, Democratic presidential contender Michael Bloomberg decided to drop out of the race, but he was thrown a…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A federal judge ruled ahead of Super Tuesday that presidential contender Joe Biden’s gaffe-prone campaign rhetoric cannot be held against…
ST. LOUIS — Sen. Bernie Sanders’ long love affair with Communism will come to an end upon hearing news that China was willing to…
LOS ANGELES — Billionaire hedge fund guy and corporate kiss-butt Tom Steyer has decided to abandon his 2020 presidential aspirations, blaming his string of…
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Democratic presidential contender Joe Biden is demanding a recount after the South Carolina primaries on Saturday because having never won one…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump on Friday announced that he alone has found a cure for every form of cancer, but instead of…
COLUMBUS, S.C. — The head Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential campaign threw in the towel Wednesday when he decided there’s no path to victory after…
CHICAGO — Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich (Blago) is slowly speaking out about his time in the clink and one thing he revealed was…
Socialist Bernie Sanders faces criticism after his latest campaign product was released – a “Make Venezuela Great Again” (MVGA)hat in red, using President Donald…
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Understanding that he’ll have to put on a positive disposition much more often as leader of the free world, Sen. Bernie…
LAS VEGAS — All remaining Democratic presidential contenders performed so poorly in the latest debate here Wednesday night that political experts believe the party…