Trump adds Dubuque, Iowa to travel ban list after getting a bad haircut there
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump is expanding his travel ban list again, adding the city of Dubuque, Iowa, after a local barber “butchered” his…
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Romney jumps in 2020 presidential race, vows to become first woman president
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah — Sen. Mitt Romney threw his hat, er, wig, into the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, vowing to become…
Biden says as president he’ll fill in the Grand Canyon to make it easier to get to Vegas
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Newly minted Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden said Friday if he wins the White House in November he will sign an…
Trump to replace Pence in 2020 with clone to begin process of being president for life
AREA 51, Nev. — In a startling announcement from the country’s most secretive lab, President Trump announced he would be replacing Vice President Mike…
Sanders pledges to give some of his delegates to Bloomberg ‘if it’ll keep the little guy happy’
HOUSTON — After a Super Tuesday drubbing, Democratic presidential contender Michael Bloomberg decided to drop out of the race, but he was thrown a…
Federal judge rules Biden gaffes allowable under First Amendment
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A federal judge ruled ahead of Super Tuesday that presidential contender Joe Biden’s gaffe-prone campaign rhetoric cannot be held against…
Sanders shuns Communism after Chinese make trade deal with Trump
ST. LOUIS — Sen. Bernie Sanders’ long love affair with Communism will come to an end upon hearing news that China was willing to…
Tom Steyer drops out of prez race after South Carolina, blames ‘climate change’ for his losses
LOS ANGELES — Billionaire hedge fund guy and corporate kiss-butt Tom Steyer has decided to abandon his 2020 presidential aspirations, blaming his string of…
Biden can’t believe he actually won a primary; campaign demands recount in South Carolina
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Democratic presidential contender Joe Biden is demanding a recount after the South Carolina primaries on Saturday because having never won one…
Trump cures all forms of cancer but Democrats claim it’s ‘just a campaign issue’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump on Friday announced that he alone has found a cure for every form of cancer, but instead of…
Campaign chief pins ‘I’m Joe Biden’ note to candidate’s jacket, drops him off at bus station with ticket home
COLUMBUS, S.C. — The head Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential campaign threw in the towel Wednesday when he decided there’s no path to victory after…
Rod Blagojevich Reveals Prison Tattoo that ‘Won Trump Over’
CHICAGO — Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich (Blago) is slowly speaking out about his time in the clink and one thing he revealed was…
Bernie Sanders releases “Make Venezuela Great Again” hats in rip-off of Trump design
Socialist Bernie Sanders faces criticism after his latest campaign product was released – a “Make Venezuela Great Again” (MVGA)hat in red, using President Donald…
Sanders vows to get facial surgery to remove permanent scowl if he wins presidency
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Understanding that he’ll have to put on a positive disposition much more often as leader of the free world, Sen. Bernie…
After latest Dem debate, political experts predict the party won’t nominate anyone in 2020
LAS VEGAS — All remaining Democratic presidential contenders performed so poorly in the latest debate here Wednesday night that political experts believe the party…