Biden observes that people who’ve never gotten coronavirus before are getting it now
VERMONT — During his daily virus update briefing, presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden reminded viewers that everyone who is now getting the…
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Joe Biden tells viewers during daily briefing that he turned 46 before he turned 45
VERMONT — During his daily coronavirus briefing, presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that he defied the normative aging process by turning…
Biden proposes giving every American coronavirus to stop the spread
WASHINGTON, D.C.– Likely 2020 Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden announced his plan to stop the spread of the coronavirus: Infect every American and the…
Biden names 12-year-old ‘tweener as his ‘running mate in waiting’
WASHINGTON — Democratic president contender Joe Biden said today he has named a young ‘tweener girl as his “running mate in waiting,” claiming he’ll…
Bernie Sanders vows to remain in 2020 race long enough to remind Joe Biden he’s still running
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sen. Bernie Sanders promised supporters he would remain in the race for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination as long as it…
Biden announces he’s grateful to be elected King of Persia
SCRANTON, Pa. — Joe Biden announced a day after Tuesday’s primaries from a rest home in the town where he grew up he was…
Federal judge rules Biden gaffes allowable under First Amendment
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A federal judge ruled ahead of Super Tuesday that presidential contender Joe Biden’s gaffe-prone campaign rhetoric cannot be held against…
Biden can’t believe he actually won a primary; campaign demands recount in South Carolina
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Democratic presidential contender Joe Biden is demanding a recount after the South Carolina primaries on Saturday because having never won one…
Campaign chief pins ‘I’m Joe Biden’ note to candidate’s jacket, drops him off at bus station with ticket home
COLUMBUS, S.C. — The head Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential campaign threw in the towel Wednesday when he decided there’s no path to victory after…
MSNBC grills Joe Biden with daunting question after debate: ‘How’d you get to be so wonderful?’
LAS VEGAS — Former Vice President Joe Biden was inundated with reporters following the debate here Wednesday and was forced to answer several challenging…
Biden vows to stay in 2020 presidential race until winner offers him another VP slot
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Reeling from two stinging defeats in the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire primaries this month, former Vice President Joe Biden defiantly…
2020 Dems angry that Bernie Sanders is attracting more of their voters than they are
WASHINGTON, DC — As the Democratic caucuses kick off in Iowa and the party’s 2020 presidential nomination process gets underway, top candidates are complaining…