(ALBANY, N.Y.) A woman who has been widely praised as being a relaxed and easy-going partner has revealed that she really doesn’t give a damn about her relationship.

Anne Robertson says she doesn’t care if her partner, Bobby Reynolds, stays up all night with his friends playing video games and smoking weed because she just doesn’t care about him or what he does.

“You know, if he’s hanging out with friends all the time, that means I have our place all to myself,” she said. “If he spends hours on porn sites, then that’s less work for me.

“All my other girlfriends were nervous when Bobby and his buds went to stag night at the club, but I was happy about it and chill because I knew I’d have all weekend to myself withou thim bothering me,” Robertson continued. “I saw a few videos on Instagram of him and his friends but I didn’t click on them because I was busy doing my own thing.

She noted that he stays up all night and is in no shape for work most days but that’s not her problem and she’s not losing a wink of sleep over it.

“What’s funny is he is telling his bros I’m, like, ‘Girlfriend of the Year’ because I’m so chill with him,” she added. “He doesn’t know I just don’t give a shit.”

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