(BROWNSVILLE, Texas) President Joe Biden finally made a trip to the chaotic border not to address his failed policies but rather to address the throngs of new voters who were illegally crossing that day.
“I want to welcome all you newcomers to the United States. It doesn’t matter how you got here. All that matters now is that you are here and you’ll be needing to know who to vote for later this year,” the president, adding: “That would be me.”
“Also, you need to know that your ability to invade our country at will was brought to you by my Democratic Party, and I expect you to do your duty and include as many of them as you can in your ballot,” Biden continued.
“Understand that you won’t be able to vote legally, but that’s just a technical matter. Our nationwide Democratic machine has a voter gathering system already in place and ready to go, and we’ve ensured that you’re going to get ballots even though your not supposed to have them,” the president added.
“Once you get them in the mail and fill them out, ahem, ‘properly,’ we’ll take care of the rest. You won’t even have to take yours to a ballot dropbox. We do that for you,” Biden said.
