(WASHINGTON) Upset with the snow that keeps illegally crossing onto White House grounds, President Joe Biden ordered every flake deported and sent back across the street into Washington, D.C.
“Today I signed an executive order directing the appropriate government agencies to begin rounding up and deporting every flake of snow on White House grounds,” Biden said at a hastily gathered news conference just moments before his scheduled midday nap.
“Our country has a long history of Democratic presidents who often criticize our Republican friends for their actions and then turn around and do the same thing,” Biden continued. “This is one of those times.
“Let it be noted that, under my leadership, I thought of myself and my own comfort first, but more importantly, that of my staff who have been complaining about having to deal with millions of cubic inches of snow that were encroaching on their space,” Biden added.
“This executive order today is the first of many to follow as work to single-handedly change the climate, at least around the White House,” he said.
