(WASHINGTON) President Joe Biden plans to introduce a new plan to tax every American worker a lot more but he will call it a “tax the rich” plan to cover up his real intention.
In addition, according to leaked details of the plan, Americans forced to work more than two jobs thanks to “Bidenomics” will face a “we can’t have you getting ahead” tax.
“The president is very concerned that ‘the rich’ are not paying their fair share, but neither is anyone else,” deputy White House press secretary Olivia Dalton said. “As we continue to spend trillions more every fiscal year than the government brings in, obviously, we’re gonna have to have all hands on deck. Every single person earning money in America will have to simply pay more.”
Asked why the president is calling it a “wealth tax,” Dalton said anyone who is a citizen of America is “privileged” and, therefore, “should have to pay for that privilege.”
“‘Wealth’ can mean a lot of things, but in this case, ‘wealth’ means being able to get by, even if just barely over the past couple of years. The president isn’t sure why anyone would disagree that they should pay what they owe and that we get to decide what they owe,” Dalton said.
She went on to confirm that major Democratic Party donors will be exempt from the higher taxes.
