(AUSTIN, Texas) Researchers at the University of Texas have released a ground-breaking study that found “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is the No. 1 mental health issue among Democrats.

“The results are conclusive—the former president has caused the vast majority of Democratic voters to lose their minds,” Dr. Stephan Willis, director of the Psychology Department at the university, said. In every facet of the study, we discovered that TDS is not only real but very widespread on the left.

“Even with Democrats who typically don’t think much about politics, when Trump’s name is mentioned, they really begin to lose it and spout all sorts of goofy conspiracy theories and nonsensical rants,” Willis continued. “I’ve never seen anything like it. I could spend an entire career studying this and never completely make sense of their lunacy.”

Willis said some Trump caused a “significant number” of Democrats to lose their minds completely.

“Probably three of the most notable cases are former MSNBC host Keith Olbermann, ‘Sulu’ Star Trek actor George Takei, and actor Rob Reiner,” Willis said. They have gone off the proverbial deep end over Trump.”

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