(BROWNSVILLE, Texas) A group of Border Patrol agents who were forced by supervisors to walk with decrepit President Biden during a visit were photographed pretending to like him.
“Don’t be fooled by that picture,” one of the agents in the photo said on condition of anonymity. “We can’t stand this guy. Our lives have been a living hell since he took office. We used to love coming to work but now, we have to talk ourselves into it every single day.
“If I weren’t a few years away from earning my pension, I’d have quit long ago. This guy is a loser; none of us like him; he’s been a disaster for our country, and we’re all convinced he’s gotta be a member of one of the cartels — why else would you throw open the gates to the world?” the agent continued.
The White House pushed back on the agent’s remarks, saying that the president “is genuinely liked by the vast majority of Border Patrol agents because they know who signs their paychecks, so to speak.”
The anonymous White House spokeswoman added: “And even if some of what the agents said is true, we don’t really care because they’re paid to take orders and if that means becoming babysitters for hordes of migrants, then that’s what they will have to do.
“So suck it up, bros. This is the way it is,” the spokeswoman added.
