(WHITE HOUSE) Vice President Kamala Harris was caught during an Oval Office meeting contemplating how much better and more meaningful her life would be if she were president.
“She thinks about it all the time,” a White House insider revealed. “Like, constantly. She knows that as a vice president, she sucks, but she blames that on President Joe Biden giving her all the crappy assignments she knows she can’t fix because she’s not in charge of squat.
“I have tried to warn her not to get that ‘what if’ look on her face around the president because that will set off the Secret Service, and she won’t like what happens next,” the insider continued. “She gets that, but you know, she’s human, and sometimes she just can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be called ‘president,’ even if she still wasn’t really in charge.”
The insider also said that Harris would immediately change the curtains in the Oval Office, demand more pedicures from her staff, and get rid of the Uber Eats app she currently has to rely on for lunches and dinners and task her underlings with bringing her food instead.
