(BOCA CHICA, Texas) SpaceX and Tesla founder and CEO Elon Musk has found a new and unique way of angering his many Democrat detractors: Just get up in the morning and take that first breath.
“It’s fascinating, really,” Musk said at his austere two-bedroom flat. “I remember thinking some time ago, ‘What in the world did I do that makes Democrats so mad these days,’ and a friend actually opened my eyes to the answer.
“He said, ‘You got up this morning, Elon,’ and then it hit me. He was exactly right. The fact that I am alive and on this planet for another day seems to drive the left insane. They especially hate when I tweet about it on the X platform I bought out from underneath them,” Musk continued.
Asked whether he planned to try to make amends with his perpetually angry lefty detractors, Musk responded in typical Musk fashion: “Well, that would take having me not get up in the morning anymore, wouldn’t it? I don’t see that happening anytime soon.”
“I hope, anyway,” he added cryptically.
