(COLUMBIA, Mo.) Researchers at the University of Missouri have released a study that has found climate change to be real because that’s been the case since Earth was formed.
“No doubt about it, climate change is a real thing,” Dr. Philip Harlow, lead climatologist in the landmark study, said during a press conference. “This study should silence all the naysayers who still think that climate change is just some made-up concept by power-hungry liberals, though in some respects, it is.
“My team has found stunning proof that the climate began changing the moment the Earth was formed and it continues to change to this day,” Harlow continued. “That’s why it doesn’t seem the same today as, say, when I was a kid 60 years ago. Climate changes. Duh.”
Dr. Sarah Sanders, co-lead of the study, agreed.
“When we looked at all the available data, we could only arrive at one conclusion: That climate change is real, and it’s spectacular,” she noted, referencing a memorable “Seinfeld” episode.
“Stick around,” she added. “It’s gonna keep changing, guaranteed.”
