(WASHINGTON) White House officials have announced that President Biden is spending more days engaging in “quality” time by “coloring” on official documents.
“We’ve given him several new boxes of crayons and colored chalk, and we’ve noticed he has been very content to use them for hours when signing or just defacing official documents like executive orders,” said one unidentified staffer.
“To be honest, it’s the happiest we have seen him during his entire term,” the aide continued. You know, with this dementia, he was becoming increasingly agitated, but he seems very sedate and calm when he’s coloring. I genuinely believe he likes it.”
The aide went on to say that occasionally, First Lady Jill Biden will take time out of her busy day running the country and sit down with the “widdle pwesident” and color with him.
“Stay inside the lines, Joe!” the aide said she will have to remind him several times.
