(WEST PALM BEACH, Fla.) In an effort to convince President Biden to agree to debate him, former President Trump said he would gladly tie one arm behind his back for the events.
“Joe Biden is looking for any way out of these debates he can find, so I am offering today to tie one arm behind my back to make it more fair,” Trump said. I am even considering other conditions, such as letting Biden’s campaign receive the debate questions a week in advance and having a supply of Adderall backstage in case he starts to slip or get sleepy.”
“Also, since debates are generally scheduled way past his bedtime, I am proposing we tape them first thing in the morning, and that way, he can keep his noon nap schedule,” Trump offered. “I’m not sure how much more I can do other than let him try to claim that my policies were his policies, which the fake news media would gladly repeat.”
At press time, Trump’s campaign struck down the rumor that Trump would debate Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris at the same time, with a spokesperson saying: “He is trying to make it fair for Biden, but with Harris on stage with him, that’s way too much of an advantage for the former president.
