(ATLANTA, Ga.) Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee has ruled that it is now okay for prosecutors and their witnesses to lie to his face in sworn testimony.
“I’m well aware that District Attorney Fani Willis and her lover-prosecutor, Nathan Wade, may have been less than truthful with me about their relationship, but really, that’s okay because I never really considered it any of my business,” McAfee said from the bench.
“Why would I be concerned about what two consenting adults do on their own time, even if they tried to cover it up when I asked them about it point-blank in court?” he continued. “There are bigger issues at stake here than the honesty of a county district attorney and prosecutor. I mean, we have a guy who tried to steal an election, by golly, so a little white lie between prosecutors and this court pales by comparison!”
McAfee then addressed what actions he was taking in response to the ruling and his findings.
“From here on, this court will require DA Willis and prosecutor Wade to be much more discreet about their romance so as not to give Trump’s attorneys any reason to ask about it in court and, therefore, force the two of them to have to cover it up!” he thundered.
