(STILLWATER, Okla.) Researchers at Oklahoma State University say they have finally come up with a treatment for Democrat voters afflicted with “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” a condition that produces unreasonable, irrational responses to the former president in otherwise normal-behaving adults.

Dr. Stephen White, a clinical psychologist who led the research team, provided some details about the new treatment during a press conference.

“One of the first things we learned when we undertook this study was that Democrats who can’t accept Trump victories — whether they be at the ballot box or in court — need to simply ‘get over it.’ That’s the No. 1 treatment — ‘get over it,'” White said.

“We discovered that ‘Get a life’ came in a very close second, followed by ‘take a chill pill,’ ‘stay on your meds,’ and ‘move on,'” White continued. “Combined, these measures are a surefire way to not only combat ‘TDS’ but actually learn to live a healthy, normal life with it.”

While emphasizing that his team had not found a cure for TDS, White said, “This treatment is a huge step forward for tens of millions of Democrat voters.”

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