(OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla.) An exhausted-looking 35-year-old retail store clerk said that she’s aged “decades” under President Biden’s economic policies, and a recent photo makes the point.

“I look 40 years older than I really am,” Anna Beechwood, who staffs a cash register at a local Walmart, said this week. I have had to work double shifts for most of the time he’s been in the Oval Office just to get by, and even then, it’s been really, really hard.”

“Most weeks, I come up short and have had to take another job at a convenience store,” Beechwood said as she prepared her turn on her oxygen tank, which was situated nearby — something she didn’t need just a few short years ago.

“I keep hoping for the best, but honestly, I’m not really that optimistic that I’ll ever get my youthful looks back,” she said with a heavy sigh. “It’s too bad, too. I was a looker, if I say so myself. Now, I can’t get a man to look my way unless he’s trying to get me to ring him up faster at the register.

“I don’t move as well or as fast as I used to, either,” she said.

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