(MIAMI, Fla.) Liberals expressed anger and disgust when a local advertising company went with all-white actors and actresses for its new business software campaign.

“This is just straight-up racism and bigotry,” complained Adam Wilding, 31, head of Americans For Diversity in Advertising (AFDA), who is white. “I’ve never seen anything like it. They don’t care one bit about actors and actresses of color.”

“It’s shocking, honestly,” added local BLM leader Trish Robertson, 36. “I would have thought all those riots a couple of years ago would have been, shall we say, instructive on this issue. Looks like someone needs a reminder.”

“Guess ‘Jim Crow’ is alive and well in Miami,” the Rev. Al Sharpton chimed in. “Looks like the more things try to change, the more they stay the same.”

When asked why he didn’t believe white actors and actresses should be able to make a living, Wilding became hostile.

“Are you kidding me? Like, is that even a real question? I won’t dignify you with a response. You’re not worth it, bigot!” he hollered.

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