(PUEBLO, Colo.) Fed up with inaction from Congress, America’s national symbol, the Bald Eagle, is finally pushing back against President Biden’s electric vehicle mandates.
All over the country, bald eagles are swooping down on EVs as they traverse the country’s highways and grinding them to a screeching halt.
“This is truly groundbreaking — nothing like this has ever happened before,” Pueblo County Sheriff’s spokesman Lt. Neil Connor noted. “Our national symbol must have figured out that relying on Congress to oppose this president is futile, so they have obviously taken the matter into their own hands…er, claws.”
Conner said that deputies have seen a dramatic increase in EV stoppages by bald eagles especially over the past week. “And the sitings get more numerous by the day,” he added.
“At this rate, the only thing that will stop these foolhardy EV policies will be direct action by our national symbol. It’s not gonna happen any other way, that much is obvious. So once again, these magnificent creatures are proving why they deserve to represent the United States. I’m personally very proud to be an American right now,” Conner added.
