(WASHINGTON) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez argued during a hearing that RICO isn’t a crime but rather a really close ex-boyfriend of hers during her high school years in the Bronx.
“You’re wrong, okay?! You’re wrong!” she screamed at a witness. “He’s a human being, for goodness sake, what’s wrong with you? I just saw him yesterday! He brought me something from the Wicked Wolf. You don’t know what you’re talking about! You need to get educated,” she screeched, bobbing her head back and forth like she was still in the Barrio.
At press time, AOC’s spokesperson did not respond to a request for clarification, but it was confirmed that some dude named Rico does drive for Uber Eats, while the Wicked Wolf confirmed that the lawmaker of Puerto Rican heritage is actually a secret fan of Irish cuisine.
