(MARTHA’S VINEYARD, Mass.) Barack Obama is once again encouraging Americans to cast a ballot for President Biden so the 44th president can get a fourth term.

“I missed being in the Oval after my two terms, so when I saw that Joe Biden was gonna run against Trump, I had to support that because I knew I’d essentially be back in office,” Obama said. “Just not in the ‘normal sense.’

“I mean, I like Old Joe, but come on—anyone with an ounce of brain power knows he’s never been running the show; I am,” the former current shadow president said. Well, me and Valerie Jarrett, of course.”

“So the thing is, if Americans want a fourth Obama term — and I believe they do — then you gotta cast a ballot for Joe again,” he continued. “That way it looks constitutional and legal on the surface. Don’t want to do away with our founding document just yet. We’ll save trashing it until Trump or someone like him wins the presidency again, which would be by mistake, of course.”

The White House refused to address Obama’s statements, saying that as a former Democratic president, he’s free to say anything he wants.

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