(NEW YORK CITY) First lady Jill Biden found herself alone for hours during an art exhibit here after she consumed way too much garlic during lunch.
“Yeah, it was way too much,” one attendee who spoke on anonymity said. The spaghetti was already a little heavy on the garlic side—I hear she likes it that way—but when she pulled out a squeeze bottle of minced garlic, I knew we were all in trouble.”
“I’m not sure what was worse, overdoing the garlic or the fact that she was somewhat gassy as well,” said another guest of the event. “I know she comes off as refined and elitist and all that, but trust me, she can stink up a room just like any ordinary person.”
“OMG, it was awful. I was about to gag,” yet another attendee revealed. “It was like walking by a bathroom after someone just got done doing their business, ya know? Just horrible. I’ll never forget that smell. My nostrils may never recover.”
The White House said Jill Biden was originally scheduled to attend the next art event at the same venue later this year, but the organizers suddenly canceled.
