(West Palm Beach, Fla.) Former President Donald Trump is enjoying a huge bump in the polls after RINO Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska said she won’t support him this year.

“Honestly, we were already doing well in the polls, but with her coming out against me, that just added to my popularity within the Republican Party,” Trump said. “I should be angry about what she said, but it’s hard to be mad at her when she just did me a yuge favor!”

“She’s the biggest RINO of them all, but she helped me out even though she was trying to hurt me. That just goes to show you how much more popular I am than she is, and in her own state, too,” Trump continued. “She obviously didn’t think this through but that’s to my benefit. We’re doing very nicely in the polls, very nicely, and Sen. Murkowski is now part of the reason for that!”

When asked for a comment, a spokesperson for Murkowski said: “Obviously, that’s not the result we were looking for.”

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