(Chicago) Mayor Brandon Johnson is assuring the masses of illegal migrants in the Windy City that if they run out of funds on their taxpayer-supplied debit cards, they can simply start robbing American citizens and cut out the middleman.
“Rest assured, if you are a migrant in need in Chicago, we will find some way to make you feel welcome, secure, and well cared for,” Johnson said during a press conference. “I know the taxpayers of our city have the biggest hearts in the country, but they can only give so much.
“So when those funds run out, I fully expect citizens to continue helping noble, upstanding migrants voluntarily or, by force if necessary,” Johnson continued. “Let it be known that this administration will not tolerate theft and violence from Chicago residents and citizens, but we will quickly turn a blind eye if a needy migrant feels the need to take something he or she needs to survive.
“After all, immigrants built this country, not Americans, so it’s only fair they take what they want from the nation that owes them a huge debt of gratitude,” he said.
