(Los Angeles, Calif.) A University of California-Los Angeles study has found that the vast majority of Democratic voters do not seem to understand that their party really doesn’t care about them.

“The data is clear—elected Democrats have shown time and again they don’t really care about the well-being of their voters or, really, any Americans, but many of those same voters continue to elect them in some of the worst-run states in the country—including this one,” Dr. Pierce Allen, director of UCLA’s Department of Political Riddles, said.

“Democrats raise their taxes, hate their guns, are into censoring opinions they don’t like, use the justice system to persecute their political enemies, implement regulations that raise the cost of living and make inflation higher, and are massive hypocrites—and yet, most Democrat voters don’t seem to see these things,” Allen continued.

“It really is a political enigma—a riddle,” he added. “We don’t understand why these voters don’t see what their party is doing to them; we just know that they don’t. That’s one of the big political mysteries of our time, and it’s going to require a lot more research to understand. It’s cult-like.”

Allen went on to say he had “no idea” how to convince Democrat voters to stop voting against their own interests but said previous research has shown “they just have to figure it out on their own.”

“Some eventually do,” Allen said. “However, as our research proves, most don’t.”

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