(Washington, D.C.) White House officials are scrambling after accidentally revealing how they manage to keep President Joe Biden coherent and functional on a day-to-day basis.

The operation had been kept under top secret status, but officials will now be forced to rethink their strategy as they also put together next week’s schedule of who’s turn it is to actually run the country.

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