(College Station, Pa.) A male at Texas A&M University who noticed a woman staring him down and looking him over said he was fairly certain she was the real deal.

“Dude, she had incredible eyes and she was built like a model,” Chester Reyes, 20, told friends. “No way that chick wasn’t a chick. I mean, I know it’s kinda hard to tell sometimes these days, I get it. But — I dunno. I just felt like she was….real, ya know?”

“I wish I would have had the courage to go over and ask, ‘Yo, are you, like, real? Like, you’re a real woman, not some dude who’s trying to be one, right?’ But I didn’t,” Reyes went on. “I think maybe it’s because there’s always that chance that I’d be wrong and then I’d be in, like, a real awkward situation.

“I mean, you know, be who you wanna be, it’s cool,” he continued. “I’m just not really into it, right? It’s not for me, bro, that’s all I’m saying,” Reyes said.

A friend asked if he planned on approaching the alleged girl if he saw her again, but Reyes was hesitant.

“Aw, man, now I’m havin’ second thoughts,” he said. “But – no way she wasn’t real!”

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