(Indianapolis, Ind.) A telemarketer for a cut-rate brain surgeon expressed joy and amazement after she finally got someone on the phone who listened to her entire sales pitch.

“I can’t tell you how excited I was,” Bonnie Miller, 49, told managers after she managed to get through her entire pitch before the person on the other end of the line hung up. “It was magical. I was positively giddy.

“I’ve been at this job for nearly a year now, and to finally get someone to at least listen to the sales pitch, that just feels amazing,” Miller continued. “When they hired me, they told me this day would come and I would be amazed, and boy, were they right.

“It’s rejuvenated me, honestly. I can’t wait to get back on the phone again and see if I can get that to happen again,” the beaming Miller continued. “I know it’s a challenge, but man, after your first one, you can’t wait for the next one.”

Asked if she planned on making telemarketing a career now, Miller sounded a note of confidence. “I had my doubts before, but not anymore. I am thinking I could really get into this,” she said.

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