(Oklahoma City, Okla.) Researchers at Oklahoma City University have devised a parental guide to use when they catch their son watching left-wing propaganda on their devices.

Here’s the published list:

  1. “Alan Colmes was never a good fit with Sean Hannity.”
  2. “It’s CNN, son, it’s not real.”
  3. “President Joe Biden’s not really in charge — don’t fall for that.”
  4. “Barack Obama doesn’t like you because you’re white.”
  5. “Nancy Pelosi didn’t become a millionaire because she’s a smart investor.”
  6. “No, honey, Democrats really don’t love democracy.”
  7. “Donald Trump is not a Russian asset.”
  8. “Electric vehicles are worse on the environment that gas-powered vehicles.”
  9. “Criminal justice doesn’t need ‘reforming’ it needs enforcement.
  10. “The climate has always changed.”
  11. “We need carbon dioxide for the planet to survive.”
  12. “Bill Gates is not a vaccine expert, he sells crappy software.”
  13. “MSNBC is the devil.”
  14. “Killing babies in the womb is not ‘women’s health care.'”
  15. “Any gun law is an ‘infringement.'”

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