(Detroit) Police say the suspect of a crime spree cracked and confessed after he was subjected to hours of word salad speeches given by Vice President Kamala Harris.
“We were pretty sure we had our man when we picked him up, but he wanted to play tough guy and wouldn’t say a word,” Det. Ralph Mateo said. “He didn’t want to lawyer up, either, so we came up with a plan to force him to confess.
“After about three hours of listening to the vice president, he couldn’t take it anymore,” Mateo continued. “He started banging on the cell door and screaming that he’d had enough. We brought him downstairs to the briefing room, and he sang to us like a canary.”
Mateo added: “I think he may have even confessed to crimes he didn’t commit.”
