What To Say If You Catch Your Young Daughter Watching CNN On Her Device

(Austin, Texas) Researchers at the University of Texas have developed a set of verbal responses should a mother or father catch their young daughter watching CNN on their devices or laptops.

Here is what they came up with:

1. We are teaching you it’s not right to lie.
2. There are much better ways to spend your time, like helping mommy and daddy with the dishes.
3. This is a good time to tell you about real things and make-believe.
4. That man there, Anderson Cooper, is a government agent.
5. No one watches CNN, sweetie.
6. Let (mommy/daddy) tell you what ‘fake news’ is.
7. If you keep watching this, you won’t really know anything.
8. Donald Trump is not the devil.
9. Joe Biden isn’t really running America.
10. CNN won’t be around much longer anyway.