(Washington, D.C.) House Speaker Mike Johnson posted a list of five more things he wants to fund before pushing for new money to secure the U.S. border.
“I have spoken with some of the other Republican leaders, and while this isn’t a comprehensive list, it is a good start,” he told reporters.
- Money to China to develop an alternative to TikTok after it’s banned in the U.S.
- Russia, Gaza, and Taiwan, as well as all other countries besides America.
- An expedition to find the remains of Joe Biden’s uncle after he was devoured by cannibals during World War II.
- An initiative to ban the replay of any old Rush Limbaugh radio clips where he gave the GOP great advice.
- $12 billion to remake every Golden Era Hollywood classic using non-white actors.
“There’s only so much we can add to the $34 trillion national debt each year,” Johnson said. “So we have to chose our priorities wisely.”
