HOLLYWOOD, CA — Firefighters rushed to Jimmy Kimmel’s residence Thursday night after the late-night host’s television ratings became so scorching…
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NEW YORK— Experts are calling this both “predictable” and “hilariously on brand,” as Rockstar Games announced that the long-awaited release…
At a sunlit Delaware ice cream parlor, President Joe Biden, sporting aviators and a double-scoop cone, announced his endorsement of…
A shocking development is sure to puzzle both anthropologists and conspiracy theorists, as unconfirmed reports suggest disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein…
IRELAND —In a discovery that has left climatologists simultaneously horrified and slightly bewildered, scientists announced Monday that Rosie O’Donnell’s personal…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what observers are calling “the most surreal educational moment in modern political history,” Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett shocked reporters…
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—In a move that White House aides described as “deeply symbolic and deeply sandy,” former President Donald Trump reportedly…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what officials are calling “a bold tactical maneuver and a logistical nightmare,” a growing number of undocumented immigrants…
PHILADELPHIA—In what political insiders are calling “a masterclass in self-love and optimism,” Vice President Kamala Harris kicked off her latest…
LONDON—In a stunning display of national consensus, Britain on Wednesday officially rejected Labour leader Kier Starmer, labeling him a “dangerous…
NEW YORK—In a move that shocked literally everyone except maybe Kanye West, Donald Trump announced Monday that he had purchased…
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that has baffled engineers, commuters, and physics teachers alike, former President Donald Trump announced Thursday that…
“We’ve always known our customers love free two-day shipping.”
NEW YORK—In a move shaking both Hollywood and Brooklyn yoga studios to their core, the International Council of Aesthetics announced…
LOS ANGELES—In an emotional monologue that stunned late-night audiences Tuesday, Jimmy Kimmel publicly apologized for what he described as “two…
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Declaring that she is “tired of the division” and wants to “see humanity come together in harmony,” former Secretary…
OSLO—In what the Nobel Committee described as a “bold and innovative interpretation of nonviolence,” militant left-wing collective Antifa was awarded…
KANSAS CITY, MO — In what sources describe as “both heartbreaking and incredibly lucrative,” Taylor Swift is reportedly in the…
In a twist that shocked both the legal and furniture worlds, former FBI Director James Comey was indicted Thursday on…
“Let’s be honest — national security is important, but have you seen how many people are named ‘Eugene’ in their thirties?”
Comey has a history of leaning back in his chair and claiming he doesn’t ‘recall.’