In an astonishing display of civic zeal, city councils from coast to coast have embarked on what can only be…
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In a stunning display of local government triumph, America’s small-town city councils have launched what experts are calling the “Wokest…
In what experts are calling “the most meta demonstration in recent history,” a coalition of college campus activists gathered this…
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and coffee shop baristas panicking, the Senate yesterday passed…
In an unprecedented move to “improve” the social media experience, several Big Tech giants have collaboratively launched the “Truth-O-Meter,” a…
WASHINGTON D.C. — In what insiders are calling an unprecedented episode of workplace drama, the White House staff has apparently…
In a dazzling spectacle reminiscent of a Broadway show, Hollywood’s biggest stars took to the stage this week to enlighten…
In a stunning bipartisan mix-up that has left political operatives scratching their heads, Congress accidentally passed a bill yesterday that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move this week, Congress unveiled its latest effort to mend partisan divides and inject…
WASHINGTON D.C. — In a stunning turn of events this Thursday afternoon, Congress inadvertently passed a bill renaming itself “The…
In a twist that even Netflix writers would reject as too absurd, former FBI Director James Comey was reportedly arrested…
President Donald Trump revealed a new economic proposal that experts are calling “mathematically creative!” Trump announced a plan to reduce…
AUSTIN, TX — In a press conference that began with fireworks and ended with barbecue, Texas officials announced Thursday that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing that economists are already calling “boldly delusional,” White House officials confirmed Thursday that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning show of bipartisanship, a new Gallup poll has found that 87% of Americans agree…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring a “new era of progress,” Democratic leaders on Thursday unveiled what they described as a “fresh,…
In a historic first, Americans have voted in a special national election to keep the government permanently shut down, citing…
Disgraced Democrat megadonor Ted Bluck, currently serving time for “crimes too weird to categorize,” has made headlines again from behind…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress from both parties gathered on the Capitol steps Thursday to celebrate an impressive milestone:…
Across the nation, Americans are heading to the polls with a familiar sense of dread and déjà vu, excited to…
BAKERSFIELD, CA — In what legal experts are calling “the most accurate lawsuit in state history,” the California Republican Party…