News Courtroom Drama: Man Pleads ‘Not Hungry’ After Charged With Throwing Subway Sandwich At FedBy Sandra D
News White House Clarifies Trump Remarks: ‘Food Stamps Still Coming, But Maybe With TariffsBy Frank B
News Pelosi Calls Trump ‘Worst Thing on Earth,’ Prompting Conservatives to Ask: ‘Worse Than D.C. Traffic?’By Sandra D
News Elizabeth Warren Declared “Essential Worker,” Nation Shocked To Learn Her Job Still Exists During ShutdownBy Frank B
News Southwest Airlines Debuts New Boarding System: “Whoever Yells Loudest, Boards First”By Editorial Staff
News Bolton Pleads Not Guilty, Claims He Only Shared Secrets That ‘Everyone Already Knew, Probably’By Sandra D
News House Republicans Invite Jack Smith to Testify, Will Ask Why He Prosecuted Trump So RudelyBy Sandra D
News Government Shutdown Enters ‘Double Digits’ Milestone as Senate Sets Record for UselessnessBy Sandra D
News Trump, Putin to Discuss World Peace and Maybe Golf Courses’ in Budapest; Zelensky to Visit U.S. for Emotional SupportBy Sandra D
News Mitch McConnell Unveils Two New Prosthetic Legs, Declares “Nothing Will Keep Me Out of Politics” While Toppling OverBy Frank B
News John Fetterman Admits He Was a Republican Plant All Along: ‘The Hoodie Was Just a Disguise’By Frank B
News Mayor Orders ICE Fence Removed, Promises Police Will Respond ‘Within 4–6 Business Days’By Editorial Staff
News Experts Confirm: Clinton and Schumer’s Praise for Trump Lasted Full 11 Seconds Before Regret Set InBy Editorial Staff
News Texas Town Defends $500 ‘Freedom Fee,’ Cites Founding Fathers’ Vision of Pay-Per-Protest DemocracyBy Sandra D
News Govt. Shutdown Enters 13th Day; Congress Confirms Playing “Blame Game” Is Only Bipartisan Activity Left In DCBy Sandra D
