“Look, I’m happy to talk about this subject because I think it’s important to get the truth out there.”
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“We aren’t making any statements about President Biden’s health or mental status, though I think we certainly could.”
“We researched the other argument thoroughly, but we just couldn’t find the logic in it.”
“She’s had her chance and it’s just true, Americans don’t like her much.”
“The entire objective is to allow his political opponents an advantage.”
“I am calling for a full congressional investigation.”
“I don’t understand why everyone, especially Republicans, are making such a big deal out of that bridge collapse. It’s pathetic.”
“It’s super helpful knowing ahead of time where he’ll land.”
“Frankly, we thought of this a long time ago, but we had to wait for the stock to go public.”
“I didn’t know how I was ever going to pay that card off after I racked up so much debt.”
“I suppose I could dial back the left-wing outrage protests somewhat.”
“Shareholders were excited to learn that we wouldn’t be making planes that could lose doors in mid-flight.”
“Because our side is so compassionate, caring, inclusive, and free of hate and bigotry, we have the moral standing.”
“I envisioned buying my toddlers their first Happy Meals, but now I’m not sure.”
“You’re not gonna slither out of here like some Fox News star in the middle of the night.”
“We’re leaders in the country in terms of making wealthy corporations pay their fair share.”
“Who’s going to run the White House the other 364 days out of the year?”
“Most of the Democratic Party’s megadonors are either friends of Israel or Jewish.”
“We would rather residents give us a call when they see something suspicious like this then just ignore it.”
“I feel that is the best, most effective way to bolster viewership.”
“It’s a horrible thing what we’re having to do today, party all night with Hollywood stars and Democrat billionaires.”