News Sanders pledges to give some of his delegates to Bloomberg ‘if it’ll keep the little guy happy’By Sandra D
News Owl suspected in several arson cases evades fire department SWAT team using river escape routeBy Sandra D
News Tom Steyer drops out of prez race after South Carolina, blames ‘climate change’ for his lossesBy Sandra D
News Biden can’t believe he actually won a primary; campaign demands recount in South CarolinaBy Sandra D
News EPA to order mandatory Bean-O for all chili cook-offs following series of flatulence attacksBy Sandra D
News Bill Gates admits Bernie Sanders is right: ‘I live too darned well,’ as he gives all his money to U.S. TreasuryBy Sandra D
News Interior Dept. appeases Native Americans with pledge to build monument to honor ‘casino culture’By Sandra D
News Climate change activist ends crusade, says ‘if world hasn’t ended by now, it’s not gonna’By Sandra D
News Researchers close to vaccine that will prevent Hollywood stars from lecturing everyone about politicsBy Sandra D
News Campaign chief pins ‘I’m Joe Biden’ note to candidate’s jacket, drops him off at bus station with ticket homeBy Sandra D
News Air Force whistleblower says aliens who crashed at Roswell were ‘drunk’ and on an ‘intergalactic bender’By Sandra D
