“President Biden’s Justice Department is fighting to protect and defend democracy!”
Author: Sandra D
“It was a simple mistake — anyone could have made it.”
“We always do this. We send money. That’s what we do.”
“Migrants could have to wait in line an hour or more before actually being able to cross illegally.”
“The rest of America should know that Republicans aren’t welcome around here.”
“Why would I be concerned about what two consenting adults do on their own time?”
“We believe it looks much better to the world to have the president’s security team in place.”
“No Airbus planes are losing vital parts in-flight or during take-off.”
“At least Republicans and their media friends at Fox News know who is truly responsible for this mess.”
“Granted, the goal is to actually build a space vehicle that doesn’t self-destruct.”
“I’m somewhat compassionate. I would ease off a little.”
“I’m not sure how much more I can do.”
“I didn’t mean to cause such a stir.”
“Hey pop, I’ve got some good news for us.”
“He doesn’t grab the wrong jacket nearly as often as he used to.”
“Who do these people think they are?”
“Okay, so we cut a little too much. But our customers were getting bargain rates.”
“The president is a busy man, that’s all.”
“To be honest, it’s the happiest we have seen him during his entire term.”
“I really didn’t like it but I didn’t know what else to say.”
“They didn’t really say why they were buying so much but honestly, I’m no dummy.”