“I don’t know what else I can do. I’m the greatest debater.”
Author: Sandra D
“We understand there was quite the medical scare with the president.”
“Well, politics was fun, but it’s on to a new career now.”
“We’ve not heard this dialect in centuries.”
“The Secret Service is always on hand to keep the president safe.”
“With the stroke of a pen, I just cut labor expenses by 80 percent.”
“I guess I’m gonna have to write someone in.”
“We’re gonna get to a point where these lifer politicians will continue serving well into their 110s and 120s.”
“The president is a public servant who is compensated with funds collected from the people.”
“I agree it looked very real.”
“Look, there’s no sense in having him discuss major issues.”
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“It’s prime real estate and I’ve been thinking about taking it commercial for quite some time.”
“Test scores don’t lie — teacher’s unions do.”
“There’s no other way to say it.”
“We have no idea how he got here, but we couldn’t just let him continue wandering about.”
“I know that’s not good diplomacy, but I wanted you to know just who you’re dealing with.”
“My editors are gonna be pissed off.”
” I’ve done whatever I could to become a dateless troll.”
While emphasizing that his team had not found a cure for TDS, White said, “This treatment is a huge step forward.”
“I just want to let everyone know here in the room that I’m very, very sorry.”